I was pushed on the train (normal) and fell on my knees (this is new), one arm tangled with a fellow fallen passenger. God bless the seated lady who tried her best to lift us up. But the damage was done–one blue patch on my knee, a couple more gashes on each leg, and certainly several more bruises to color my body in 12 hours time. Also, I was 45 minutes late to work.
Thank you, Monday. You have yet to disappoint.